Guess What? I'm at the Bar Dying for Sex!

So I'm at a bikini bar and my server has been a colossal disappointment. I've tried to hold up my end of things, but she's just been an inattentive bitch. Yet I keep trying to get her attention.

God these women are so hot. It kills me. I'd take any one of the servers here and do her right on the table.

BBW: fat chicks=size queens

OK, so i'm rarely attracted to fat chicks. this sucks because they seem to be the most sexual women out there. problem is, they are invariably size queens, BDSM chicks, and/or BBC freaks. So here are the reasons I imagine you BBW's are the way you are:

1. You are humiliated by the fact that you're fat, so you want to humiliate guys back by attacking their penis size. So you can essentially say, "I'm fat, but you're cock is small compared to black guys, so we're both inadequate."
2. You attract black dudes who are SO into big booties that they will fuck you, especially since you provide an opportunity to fuck a white chick with no strings attached. He gets to take something from whitey, and you get validation and revenge on all the white dudes who passed you by.
3. In simple physiological terms, you need a huge cock to penetrate you. Your obesity requires a man to be able to push past several inches of fat to enter your vagina.

fuck!

i just want to get fucked. I'm SOOOOOOO fucking horny! wife will fuck from time to time, and it's really hot a lot of the time. but not enough. i want to fuck lots of women, especially young, hot women.

so what am i to do?

and if you say, " well what about your SO, what if she wants to fuck lots of guys and isn't satisfied with you?"

Well, you got a point. I don't know what to say about that, because honestly, I am a total hypocrite about this. I want to fuck lots of different women. And I want her to fuck only me. Or no one. The worst thing in the world to me is the idea of her fucking a guy with a huge cock, with whom I can't compete. So there you have it.