BBW: fat chicks=size queens

OK, so i'm rarely attracted to fat chicks. this sucks because they seem to be the most sexual women out there. problem is, they are invariably size queens, BDSM chicks, and/or BBC freaks. So here are the reasons I imagine you BBW's are the way you are:

1. You are humiliated by the fact that you're fat, so you want to humiliate guys back by attacking their penis size. So you can essentially say, "I'm fat, but you're cock is small compared to black guys, so we're both inadequate."
2. You attract black dudes who are SO into big booties that they will fuck you, especially since you provide an opportunity to fuck a white chick with no strings attached. He gets to take something from whitey, and you get validation and revenge on all the white dudes who passed you by.
3. In simple physiological terms, you need a huge cock to penetrate you. Your obesity requires a man to be able to push past several inches of fat to enter your vagina.