I'm gonna hurt myself or someone else

I'm sitting at Hooters dying a bit over the hotness of these fucking women. I want them SO bad. (BTW, JAIME is fucking FINE, and I also had INA, KRISTA (former student), FELICIA, and KELLY sign my napkin), As I sit, I'm reflecting on last night. I have a severe problem with impulse control.

Yesterday I decided I couldn't afford to stop off at some TnA place for a beer so I poured myself a couple of stiff drinks from the bottle stashed in my back seat. Well I poured a LOT; like at least 8 oz. of Wild Turkey.

Wife totally busted me on it even before I got home. I was slurring that bad on the phone. What really sucks is that this has become a fairly frequent thing. I really struggle to just have a couple of drinks. I want to blot shit out. I want to push the buzz way too far.

So blah blah blah I got FUCKED up and did the following:
1. Bought more gay underwear and had a really long conversation with the owner of the store. I don't know what the fuck I said to this guy and I am thinking I shouldn't go back there.
2. I fucking drunk dialed a former student of mine from the local CC. Relax, bitches, she is like 48 and has a kid in his 30s, so I am in no way a creepy pedophile. (I'm just creepy)

I had a weird little relationship with this woman when she was my student. She was quite a sight on the first day in August: fuck-me pumps, really short denim min, super-tight, low-cut top with her really big tits ready to bust out. Kind of a "butter face," but given the rest of the package, I was VERY impressed.

So we flirted a LOT in and out of class and this relationship seemed to have all the makings of a porn film or Penthouse letter. But alas, we never totally went for it. We had one very hot night in a local club (I'll blog about that some other time--it was HOT), but nothing really went down. So I wish I remember what the fuck I said when I drunk dialed her, but I don't. I do remember (I think) that she was pretty frosty in response to my drunken phone call. I thought she was a kind of Ace in the hole--my first official Booty Call--but I guess not. Fuck.